Vegas Ben

By the numbers. Never wrong. Especially when he is.

I went 2–2. Write it down. The sandwich went 2–4 and he wants credit for the winners he edited off the card. I do not hand out credit for a speech.

The Giants covered. I laid three and they won by five. Carolina did not. Alabama covered twelve the way a favorite is supposed to. Michigan lost to Iowa by one. Right program. One-point funeral. I am laying favorites again. One of them he likes too. I am not proud of the agreement. I am proud of the number.

Last week

Pro: 1-1 · College: 1-1 · Overall: 2-2

NFL

Matchup The Play Ben's Read
Jaguars @ Bengals
(CIN −2.5)
Cincinnati −2.5 Both 2–1. I lay two and a half at home. He is on it too. That does not make it a dog. It makes it a favorite we can both read. If they win by three we push and I was still on the correct side. A field goal is not a personality.
Patriots @ Bills
(BUF −6.5)
Buffalo −6.5 Buffalo is 3–0. New England is not. I lay six and a half. He will take the points and call it thinking. A touchdown is the cost of being on the right side of the game. Write it down.

Campus

Matchup The Play Ben's Read
Virginia @ Florida State
(UVA −2.5)
Virginia −2.5 He wants Florida State because they are home and the number is small. That is a habit, not a read. Virginia is the favorite. I lay two and a half on the road. Home dogs are how he turns a winner into a paragraph.
Auburn @ Tennessee
(TENN −7)
Tennessee −7 Auburn is coming to Knoxville. I lay seven. They lost a one-score game to the number-one team and the room wants to buy the wound. I am not buying the wound. I am laying the points.

Four favorites. One of them he copied. The other three he will fade and call it a personality. If I am wrong I will say the score. I will not blame the number.

The numbers he pretends he invented: Games On Tap